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julieruin:

official list of things people need to stop doing because it’s not 2005 anymore

  • rickrolling
  • the game
  • all your base are belong to us
  • lolcats
  • o rly
  • chocolate rain
  • charlie the unicorn
  • there’s more but i’m dying from having to type this post
  • this shouldn’t be necessary 

anderstan:

anderstan:

i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd

COKE

badcgijosh:

I’m a model Canadian citizen. I pay my taxes on time, I vote, I stand during the national anthem, and I served my mandatory four years as a member of Broken Social Scene

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

nor3gret:


slow motion lightning.

omg

nor3gret:

slow motion lightning.

omg

badcgijosh:

Is bringing a sign that says “Leggo my preggo” to a pro choice rally too ambiguous with respect to what position I take on the topic because that’s way too amusing of a phrase to pass up

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

jzul:

damn bruh

jzul:

damn bruh